From the stark evil to the abjectly inane to the indescribably ...um, indescribable, this fortnight shall overcome the bastion of stolidity and send you into a psychedelic state of impending doom, hilarious fits of cacophony, or a lustful shield-desiring leer. The following updates are not for the straight-hearted. So take care, and may the Force with you.

Sounds, portraits, banters and barbarians for the Dark Side
That’s enough to turn the entire galaxy far, far away upside down. These changes have taken place in the Dark Side of the Sword Coast for Baldur’s Gate Trilogy modification, bringing it to version 205. Check out the update here, download it here

Oh no! A sharp and pointy Noober!
Ever have nightmares of a frisky young man come to utter devil’s breath incessantly into your ear? Well, it only get worse when the spirit of Noober is imbued into a weapon! BalanceRD promises to expose the vulgarities of giggling school girls within the deepest crevices of your limbic system with version 1.0 of the Sword of Noober modification. Flush your cheeks red here.

Odd-even kit versioning to be final
Zyraen has stated that his Hidden Kits modification shall more or less be the final release of this kit modification at version 0.95 beta. Be sure to read the announcement here, taste the effervescence of vintage finality here, and don’t forget to tip five cents when you leave.

Heaven’s gonna burn your eyes
What that has to do with Legacy Medium Shields for Baldur’s Gate II is something yet to be explained by Erephine, except that this is another instalment of fantastic eye-candy for your aesthetic pleasure. This modification replaces the graphics of medium shields to that of variation and vibrancy. Check out the screenshots and get these cute medium toys here.

Now go play some modifications, and draw up your family tree so you can prove Darth Vader is really not your father but an imposter. Till next time.